The Philippine Department of Tourism and the Armed Forces of the Philippines have passed a note to Bohol regarding the current danger the place faces. According to reliable sources, in less than a week, Bohol will encounter a threat that may alter it’s current state, and could result to the downfall of it’s economy, or even worse: it’s disappearance in the Philippine Map.
But what is the threat?
The threat that Bohol faces is the scheduled arrival of three cannibalistic organisms – Grace, Flenn and Norven – for a scheduled summer outing, in which the three are invited to join in. After being invited to the said outing, the three were reportedly seen “over-excited” and seemed “too dangerous to approach” as their energy were oozing with destructive aura.
As seen through a hidden surveillance camera at their workplace, the three nasty critters have had evil plans on their upcoming vacation. Norven was heard to plan of slipping in a Tarsier into his bag while no one is looking for personal pet and fur underwear purposes. While Flenn was caught on tape planning to drown one of their workmates with Grace giving her the sinister line: “Ako na tong DVD!” (Horrible ideas, eh?)
What can save Bohol now?
Prayers. Yes, prayer is the only thing that could save Bohol from this grave state of calamity. If the weather favors Bohol, a cancellation or postponement of the outing may occur, it could just be the only resort Bohol has to save it from extinction and humiliation. But if the weather takes on the side of this demonic trio, Bohol is history (Watch out Bohol! Here we come! *evil laugh*)
